Scott RogersMy New Year’s Resolution Is to Be Less MiserableEverything is awful but maybe I don’t have to feel so terrible all the time?·4 min read·Jan 1, 2021----
Scott RogersinThe AwlJared Kushner Greatly Resembles an Evil DollSpecifically, the one from a bad horror movie you didn’t see.6 min read·Jun 26, 2017--1--1
Scott RogersinThe Awl“It’s All Coming Back to Me Now” is a Very Weird SongThe third single from Céline Dion’s 1996 “Falling into You,” is a ballad for a corpse.8 min read·May 16, 2017--4--4
Scott RogersWhat I’ve Learned Playing RiskI’ve played the board game Risk at least once a year since I was 18. I have a very concrete memory of my first game — over at a friend’s…9 min read·Apr 19, 2017----
Scott RogersEat a Little Bit Healthier by Thinking About What Your Food Tastes LikeEver think about Doritos?4 min read·Apr 13, 2017----
Scott RogersCall a Zombie a ZombieI am tired of my zombies being called “the infected” and etc.5 min read·Apr 11, 2017--2--2
Scott RogersHistory Isn’t For PredictionsBut it is good for growing empathy.5 min read·Apr 6, 2017----
Scott RogersDeath and TrafficThe only way to make traffic better is to accept that we are all going to die.4 min read·Apr 5, 2017----
Scott RogersOne Day I Will Buy a Deli Meat Shaver and It Will Be Great (Maybe)Cold cuts for everyone!4 min read·Apr 4, 2017--1--1